The Alternative Biochemistry Journal

Disclaimer: Do not expect to leave this site having learned anything, or found anything funny. On the contrary, you will leave with a warped sense of humour, slightly older than you were when you first got here. 

 

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So you're back for more...

Starting from the top, the best bits of New Scientist magazine on the page they call comedy.

If this has whet your appetite, indulge in the VoiceType Top 10, the best fun you can with inept voice recogntion software and a regional accent.

The News Rearranged - people with too much spare time edit the news, and make Michael Buerk sound like one.

The Department of Complaints - striving to arouse suspicion and fear in all who read their notices.

Towel Snapping - the latest self-defence craze.

Sainsbury's now have a veritable bevy of economy products, spend your grant wisely.

The report on biochemist stupidity from the Times newspaper of Monday 3rd November.

Pari Datta makes a weak contribution to the world of haute couture.

About the author, that's me.

Go somewhere else, from the links page, but not until you've read all of the above.



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